Determination

Step 1 : Secure right foot with your hands. Might prove to be more difficult than it looks because of your bulging belly and slippery skin. Hold on tight!

Step 2: Carefully align right foot with your mouth. This will test your agility and limberness. Watch out for the nose and eyes! Don't take your eyes off your foot!

Step 3: Delight in the yummy goodness that is your big toe. Suck loudly enough and you may draw your Daddy's attention and make him freak out!

Step 4: Stare in wonderment at the feat you just accomplished and make plans for when you will do it again! You have successfully found your foot! Way to go!